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birdmauscat: daniwubsbass: sodomymcscurvylegs: weareallanemic:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:26:36 -0400

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

^ Er Nurse

^ Funeral Director

^Works in management

^Medical professional

^Mr & Mrs Claus

^Teacher

^Vet Tech

For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.

I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified.

Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”

Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.”

bless this post.

Now if only there were a post about hair colors like pink and green and purple. Because it’s the same damn thing. I get more people smiling and complementing me with neon hair as a sales person than thos who shame me. Yet it’s hard to get hired with the hair in the first place.

henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:22:14 -0400

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:12 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

pajamaswag: I will never get over how badly she won that one.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:14:23 -0400

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:13:48 -0400

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’

combustforlust: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:13:36 -0400

combustforlust:

omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70

“I‘m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:13:16 -0400

“I‘m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.”

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:12:45 -0400

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:12:37 -0400

critsina: Most Awarded Artists of All Time (2013) MAaAmA

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:10:24 -0400

critsina:

Most Awarded Artists of All Time (2013)

MAaAmA

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:08:14 -0400

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:06:56 -0400

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:06:35 -0400

oh my god, that was really violent

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:45:59 -0400

oh my god, that was really violent

icedoutyouth: cassidycerda: Zelda Wedding Cake! !!!!!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:19:26 -0400

icedoutyouth:

cassidycerda:

Zelda Wedding Cake!

!!!!!!!!

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:15:46 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:15:39 -0400

hebrewhernia: thegentlehoneybee: hellotailor: rubdown: lovely...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:12:11 -0400

hebrewhernia:

thegentlehoneybee:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen.

omg

I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young.

You mainly see photos of her young because she quit acting when her son was born and moved back overseas.

The main photos of her looking older are of her doing her work in Africa. I think it was Africa.

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Angus McBean, 1950.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:25:11 -0400

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Angus McBean, 1950.

“Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:24:35 -0400

“Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together. Of a friendship that would define you both, in ways you cannot yet realize.”